I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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