how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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