True but thats because hes a fetus.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
3pm strippers are depressing
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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