I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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