There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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