Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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