I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
You're like the curious george of whores
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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