cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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