I think my vagina is haunted
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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