It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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