Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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