Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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