actually, I'm a sock model
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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