my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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