weddingsv make me drug and hornr
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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