Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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