She's JV to your varsity
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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