bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
