Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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