went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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