let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
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