So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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