I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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