This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Mom said you looked used
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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