Grow some girl-balls and come out already
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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