Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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