Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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