I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you guys were way drunker than both of me
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize