Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I have tasted many bathrooms
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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