the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
