then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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