after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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