Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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