Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
