Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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