i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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