Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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