so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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