Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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