Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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