just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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