You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
You work out of a Hotel?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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