Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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