we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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