So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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