You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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