You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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