his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
ttyl tear gas
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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