I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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