So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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