If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
My liver just had a heart attack.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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