This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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