our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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