no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
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It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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