i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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